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Bright red and clearly rendered, David Rees's online comic Get Your
War On (www.mnftiu.cc/mnftiu.cc/war.html)
is the perfect insomnia companion for the politically distraught. Even
though it's available for browsing 24/7, Get Your War On seems
like it was written by someone listening to Nirvana on the radio at
3 amwhich is appropriate. For if Kurt Cobain were alive and aware
of current events, he'd probably be a lot like one of the comic's charactersthe
one trying come up with a rhyme for "alcohol-saturated dread."
First posted on October 9, 2001, Get Your War On is built around
New York office workers talking on the phone. The characters are claims
adjusters and secretaries, and while they resemble ordinary middle-aged
cubicle-dwellers, they speak like hip-hop MCs. "Oh yeah! Operation:
Enduring Freedom is in the motherfucking house!" is the comic's
opening salvo, turning workplace decorum inside out. "Hey, are you on
CNN.com?" one asks. "They've got a really interesting poll. . . . 'Is
al-Qaeda sending coded messages to followers via video statements?'"
In the next panel, his workmate replies, "What about 'How the fuck would
I know?' Who's qualified to answer a goddamn poll about coded video
statements?" But, as it happens, a hundred thousand people have
already responded.
Between the hermetic cubicle setting and the fact that Rees uses the
same clip-art pictures over and over again, GYWO superficially
appears to be the most staid, airless comic strip ever drawn. But as
in the word-balloon détournement of the Situationist International,
Rees forces benign images to speak jarring truths through dissonant
juxtapositionmaking a conventional-looking white office worker
talk like Ice Cube, curse like Terrance and Phillip from South Park,
and deliver devastating political analysis, all at the same time. GYWO
derives its momentum from the breaking news the comic documents in rapid,
relentless succession: the destruction of the World Trade Center, the
war in Afghanistan, the threat of mailborn anthrax, our eroding civil
rights, an invisible Dick Cheney, George W. Bush's transformation into
an overwhelmingly powerful president, the discovery of John Walker Lindh
among the Taliban, Enron's criminal accounting, the dangerous and deteriorating
situation in the Middle East, the collapsing US economy, the impending
war in Iraq . . . Rees mercilessly distills it all, panel after panel.
GYWO's bleak humor resides in its characters' rueful attempts
to process all the bad news thrown at them. "Holy fuckanthrax
in New York City! We're getting our fucking ass kicked," says one. To
which his colleague replies, sensibly, "Fuck Operation: Enduring
Freedom. I want some Operation: My Ass Enduring Without Anthrax!"
GYWO's office workers invert and pervert Bush administration
slogans and media buzzwords, transforming them into cryptic political
critique. "Operation: Enduring Freedom" becomes "How are you enduring
your freedom?"reminding us that freedom is a burden and a responsibility,
something that can't be taken for granted. When John Ashcroft puts America
on "Heightened Awareness," one office worker trains his attention on
our own military, becoming "'Highly Aware' that our bombs aren't cutting
the mustard!"
By adding the phrase "under God" to the end of every sentence (as in
"Did you have a good vacation, under God?") at one point in the strip,
Rees playfully references the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals ruling
on the unconstitutionality of the Pledge of Allegiance. But in GYWO
"under God" has a more sinister resonance than its conflicts with the
First Amendment imply, as in, "Are you ready to have a nice war with
Iraq under God?" Ultimately, "under God" becomes shorthand for the Bush
administration and America itself, summed up by the depressingly true
statement, "Do we really have a choice under God?" Having taken the
phrase from cheeky wordplay to political irony to existential despair,
Rees pushes on, finally rendering "under God" as absurd expletive: "I
totally forgot we were waging war in Afghanistan until we bombed the
'Under God' out of some innocent locals!"
GYWO has been attacked for being unpatriotic and profane, but
Rees's delight in swear words pales in comparison with the profanity
of the situations he traces. And it is a deeply patriotic text, full
of serious regard for America's history, its power, and its vulnerability.
Rees is committed to speaking the truth as he sees it, unburdened by
the soft censorship of piety, euphemism, or the business interests of
the news media. The result is the kind of unflinching political dialogue
we're not hearing anywhere else:
"Man! I like a good stiff Operation:
Enduring Freedom as much as the next guy, but I have reached my
limits of understanding! All of a sudden my fucking mailman is a Hero
on the Front Lines of the War Against Terror? My daughter wants to
sell cookies to help the people my nephew's been sent to fucking bomb?
I'm supposed to help the FBI find clues and solve crimes? I'M A CLAIMS
ADJUSTER NOT FUCKING ENCYCLOPEDIA BROWN! Who's in charge of this shit?"
"Agreed! This is totally Loony Toons. .
. . The 'Office of Homeland Security' makes the DMV look like fucking
Delta Force! And look, I understand why bin Laden sounds crazyhe's
an eleven-foot tall motherfucker who lives in a cave! But why does
Bush sound like he's addressing a fucking Dungeons & Dragons convention?"
Rees isn't the only one making brave, dissenting statements. "I don't
trust this president or his advisors," Representative Pete Stark of
California said during the congressional debate over the Iraq war resolution.
Week after week in the New York Times, Paul Krugman painstakingly
explains what is really behind the policies of the Bush administration.
But of the three, only Reesemerging on the Internet with nothing
to prove and even less to loseis possessed by the imp of the perverse:
Edgar Allan Poe's term for the instinct that compels us to throw ourselves
gleefully over the ledge of propriety. "What security level comes after
'Totally Apeshit'?" Rees is one of the few public voices perversely
courageous enough to ask such a question. One hopes that its answeras
well as the real name for "Operation: Whatever The Fuck Crazy-Ass
Name They Come Up With For The Iraq War"doesn't get in the
house.
Cecily Marcus is a writer living in Buenos Aires.
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